Deer



    Reader Dimitri emails:

    "Hello Tian, I am a long time reader of your blog. Last week while visiting the city of Val-d'Or (Quebec) in Canada, I found the following plastic leg 'tattooed' in the front window of a tattoo parlor. In this picture, you can clearly see the character is upside down. Could it be they wanted to make sure the tattooed person will be able to read his own tattoo?"

    The character shown on the leg is an upside down 鹿, which means "deer" in Chinese.

    In Japanese, when it is combined with 馬 (horse); as in 馬鹿, it means "fool, idiot", and 馬鹿外人 means "stupid foreigner[s]".


Eternal Love



    Reader Neko emails:

    "One of my friends from high school recently got this tattoo. She claims it means 'Eternal Love'. I found 'Eternal' in my books, but could not find anything even closely resembling her version of love. Is it a translation I simply haven't seen before? I did end up finding a 'flash' version of this same thing online somewhere, but since I only saw it once, and it was flash.. I'm having a hard time believing. I'd love to get your input on it. :)"

    The top character 永 means "long, perpetual, eternal, forever". The bottom character 疼 even though sometimes it is used to describe "dote, doting", but most often it means "aches, pains, sore".

    Morals of the Story: Buyers Beware.

Condo Tiles



    Reader Michael Bolduc emails:

    "Tian, I am a realtor and these are in a condo a client of mine wants to buy. He's not wild about the tile mosaic around these tiles and is considering removing the whole thing. These tiles are on the facing of the breakfast bar. Do they say what is reported in English? Thanks for your help."

    I have never seen "family" is referred as "亦作". Usually 家庭 is translated as "family".

    亦 = also, too; likewise
    作 = make; work; compose, write; act, perform




    Despite the poor calligraphy, this tile was my personal favorite. The character shown is the simplified version of 熱, which means "hot". Mixing the Chinese character with the English caption, the tile is "hot love". This tile would be a good sell on eBay.




    Bad calligraphy, correct characters and translation.

    幸 =luck(ily), favor, fortunately
    福 = happiness, good fortune, blessing




    This one is correct as well.

    生 = life, living, lifetime; birth
    长 = long; length; excel in; leader


FHM Lithuania March 2005

New York Yankees Kanji Cap

New Rules by Bill Maher


    http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20050513.html

    Reader Jerry has forward this quote from Bill Maher:

    "New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high."     (more)


Old Navy's Temple of Strength Tee


    oldnavy_yangshuo1.jpg
    oldnavy_yangshuo02.jpg

    I spotted this t-shirt at a local Old Navy store. I don't know if "Temple of Strength" really exists in Yangshuo. I also do not understand the significance of using the character 萬 on the shirt.

    Update: Random Chinese Characters Used As Marketing Tool

    Date: Tue, 24 May 2005 08:36:03 -0400
    From: "oldnavy.com Service"
    To: "Tian"
    Subject: Re: ON-Stores - About Our Products; response-yes (KMM23799250V38116L0KM)

    Dear Tian,

    Thank you for your message regarding the Old Navy Yangshuo Temple of Strength tee, #299500. We appreciate the time you have taken to contact us regarding the design of this tee. Please know that there is no special significance to the characters on our tees. We appreciate your feedback, and we have forwarded your comments to our merchandising and design teams.

    If we may be of further assistance, please contact us via e-mail at custserv@oldnavy.com or by calling 1-800-OLD-NAVY. Our Customer Service Consultants are available 24 hours a day for your convenience.

    Sincerely,

    Angie
    Customer Service Consultant

$320 Pair of "Self-Suspicion"


    http://www.thedailysnkr.com/air-force-1-lebron-james-hype.html

    Reader Bruce Spragg emails about a new line of Nike sneakers for Lebron James. This particular pair shown above is $320, and that is cheap! Since there were only 300 pairs of these made, sneaker pimps are selling them on eBay for as high as $9,000 according to news report (video).

    So what do these four Chinese characters say on these "overpriced-toe-fungus-traps"?

    自我 = self; myself
    懷疑 = to doubt; to suspect; doubt; suspicion

    The phrase means "self-suspicion" or "self-doubt". What a great way for Nike to rub "buyers' remorse" in these sneaker fans' faces and their empty wallets (except the sneaker pimps).

    I am somewhat inspired by the latest trend of exclusive customized sneakers, Adidas has its Original Series, Puma has its Mongolian Shoe BBQ, and Nike has its NikeID, what about Hanzi Smatter?

    Don't you worry, I have got that covered.

    Presenting the HS Sneaker:

    1. Buy a pair of sneaker of your choice
    2. Download and print out the Hanzi stencils provided here:
    "crazy diarrhea"
    "inferior goods"
    "ignorant"
    "idiot"
    3. Paste the stencil onto a piece of cardboard backing
    4. Trim out the black part of the characters
    5. Place the stencil along with the cardboard backing onto any surface or the sneaker
    6. Use color marker(s) and smear over the stencil, thus the design will be left on the sneaker

    Congratulations, you are now a proud owner of HS Sneaker!

Does This Say "Love"?



    Reader Sonja emails:

    "Hi Tian!!! Ok, here is my tattoo that apparently says 'Love'. I think ill cry if you tell me it says horse... ;-( LOL I'm kidding... Sort of.... When I got it they said it was an ancient Japanese Buddhist dialect I think called... Kanji? Or something? Oh I cant remember anymore... I'm very excited to get my new ones now... !!! Ill send you pics of the new ones when I get them In the first week of June. xoxoxo"

    After I saw the photo, I did not recognize the character. I then forwarded it to my associates and hoping at least one of them would have more knowledge about the "ancient Japanese Buddhist dialect" than I did. At the same time I emailed Sonja back asking her about where she got the tattoo, and if the design was an original or from a template.

    "I had it done in Toronto on queen street west, downtown. At New Tribe... You're worrying me!! I picked it there.. I spent some time in Japan (6 months) and when I came back to Canada I missed it so much so I wanted to get something to remember my time there. Maybe when I go in to get my new ones done I can get them to photocopy the sheet that it came from? Would that help? Someone once told me it says sex......?? Oh gosh... Now I'm worried. Just please be honest.. I know you will... Take care."

    The first person responded to my email was John:

    "I think she was totally bullshitted. Looks like 青 to me, but I'm certainly no expert at the more 草书-ish characters."

    John does have a point there, especially when he pull out his 草书 book:

    3500常用字索查字帖（草书） 上海交通大学出版社, 1999.



    Ken Nishimura and Aaron Batty from Japan both agree with John:

    "I thought it was distorted 'blue' 青. To me, this cannot be 'love' or any kanji I'm familiar with."

    Jeremy from Danwei.org thinks "maybe the tattooist was trying to write 麦?"



    麦 = wheat, barley, oats;

    Chinese translation for McDonald's is 麦当劳 or 麥當勞.


Interview with RTHK Radio 3

Airbrushed Tats at Cornell's Slope Day 2005


    http://asia.elliottback.com/archives/2005/05/06/bad-chinese-tattoos/

    Reader Elliott Back emails:

    "My girlfriend and I were at Cornell University's Slope Day today, and they were offering airbrushed tattoos, some of which were in Chinese. Of course, she told me that half the descriptions didn't match the characters at all. I'm a longtime reader of your blog, so I snapped a photo so I could send it to you. Thanks."

    The character labeled 34 appears to be a poorly written 孚, which means "trust", but it also means "brood over eggs; have confidence". The bottom partial should be 子, not 于.

    #35 美 means "beauty", not "hope" as the caption says.

    I have never seen "peace" written like #40 before. I don't know if it could be 安 because it is written so badly.

    #39 真 means "real, actual, true, genuine", not "hope".

    My personal favorites are #38 and #41. That is because the person did not even bother to remove the horizontal bars above the characters. The bars used by the template's manufacturer to indicate "this way up" on the package.

    #38 is the same as #35 which means "beauty" despite the misleading captions. I have seen #41 妥 before and it was featured here in Hanzi Smatter last October. When will these idiots ever learn...

Fashionable Chinese Characters

"Poison" vs. "Wife"


    Reader A. Hanagata emailed this photo with the following description:

    "I'm Japanese, and a friend of mine has this tattoo... she told me it meant 'poison' and I told her that it most certainly did not. Perhaps in Chinese it means something. I personally do not recognize it."

    I used the similar font that tattoo was done, the closest character I have found is 妻, which means "wife".



    Among other similar characters are:

    妄 = absurd, foolish, reckless; false
    妾 = concubine
    委 = appoint, send, commission
    姜 = ginger

    Update: Reader Joel/Zhwj emails



    The top portion is a typical way of writing the top of 毒, 青, and so on (here's a 精神, for comparison); the bottom portion has three main differences from the type version of 母: (1) it's rotated, so the verticals and horizontals are now angular; (2) the the hooked turning stroke is connected to the middle horizontal, and (3) the dots have been made into a line, which unfortunately doesn't extend below the middle horizontal (this is the main source of confusion, and is probably due to the lack of resolution the tattoo artist had to work with). I've sent you an image, Tian, of the two characters written in a font modeled after Qi Gong's handwriting; the 毒 is written in the same style as this photo.


3D Car FX


    http://www.3dcarfx.com/KANJI.htm

    Listen up, all you import mod fans, you can make fools out of yourselves and cars by placing these incorrect Kanji stickers on your rides.

    柬 does not mean "beauty", it means "letter, invitation; choose".

    切 does not mean "extreme", it means "cut, mince, slice, carve".

    I have no idea what that "follow" character is.

    宴 does not mean "love", it means "to entertain, feast; a feast, banquet".

    力 is "strength", not the gibberish shown.

    I should also point out that usually 鬼 means "ghost; spirit of dead; devil", and 吸 means "inhale, suck in; absorb; attract".

    I have emailed corrections to 3dcarfx.com, so far the only response I got from them is an auto-response email.


"Central Ice"

    http://www.tattoostation.co.uk/images/gallery/large_kanji.jpg
    http://www.tattoostation.co.uk/gal8.html

    The top two characters 中部 usually means "central". In geographical term, there is an area just south and south-west of Tokyo that is called the same. In Japanese, 中部 would sometimes also represent the "heart", as the equivalent of "center".

    The bottom character 氷, despite it might look like a miswritten 永 (long, perpetual, eternal, forever), it is actually the Japanese version of 冰, which means "ice".

    Hence the problem: does the tattoo suppose mean "central ice", "icy center", "Ice of Tokyo's South-West", or "cold hearted"?


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